Aliens predicted to land in London next May

10 November 2011

London is on full alert, as it received information that two aliens will be landing their UFO in Westminster on 21 May next year.

Transmissions picked up by British security experts depict a Supreme Being ordering two unusual-looking entities to attend the SDW 2012 conference and exhibition which covers everything from document security and ePassport to biometrics and border control.

Clearly the human race is now highly advanced in the art of identification, especially with new biometric capabilities enhancing traditional security methods.

It is unknown what strange identification customs the aliens will exhibit, but experts believe that the exchange of information will be invaluable.

We have been given a sneak preview of the transmission, which we publish below.